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Murderous.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStraight from the hive and lovingly harvested in small batches, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Apiarist's Organic Small-Batch Murder Honey \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ebrings the fresh scents of honey, apple, and sweet tobacco into your home—without all the inconvenience of discovering it at a ritual murder scene.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInspired by the Season One villain of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDark Providence\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMurder Honey\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e takes its name directly from the moment our investigators first inadvertently give him the name \"The Apiarist\".\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause apparently even ritualistic serial killers care about locally sourced ingredients.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFresh, natural, and surprisingly complex, the fragrance opens with the bright sweetness of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehoney and apple\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e before revealing the deeper, earthier character of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003esweet tobacco\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e underneath. 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